Politics, culture, and whatever else crosses our NOVA minds
Will someone please, for the love of God, give Tucker Carlson a friggin haircut ? The WASP-y, Ole Miss frat-boy look is annoying. It is absolute proof to me that he isn’t someone to be taken seriously.
Real men cut their hair. When you start getting curls in straight hair, it’s time to go see a barber.
And this is the best video I could find…. but why does she always sound like she’s out of breath ? Sen. Susan Collins (R-ME) is always the same way. I can’t listen to them because I’m always afraid they are about to pass out.
Plan a long trip in some exotic place, somewhere you’ve always wanted to go, where the women are sexy and the food is wonderful. But only buy a one-way ticket.
Then, when you are ready to come home wander into the local police department and confess to killing JonBenet Ramsey.
The Boulder DA’s office will fly you back to America in style- free drinks, free food, etc. Then, when they can’t make a case against you (which seems to be the only thing the Boulder law enforcement establishment is good at) you are free to return to your home.
The only bad side is that you have to spend a few days in Boulder.
All my long-held suspicions confirmed. Cats are coming after us humans now.
With his vicious fangs on display and weight firmly on his back legs, this tabby looks set to pounce on its unsuspecting prey.
But it is not mice, birds or any other small animals he is after. It is not even the other pet cats he has already savaged in his neighbourhood.
They were deemed too ’small’ a target to terrify, so he decided to turn his attention to a much larger prey - humans.
The pet cat, who has been named Grumpy because of his exploits, started entering all the cat flaps on one street in the search for food.
And yes, I included this under “Terrorists”. Friggin felines.
From Jay Nordlinger’s Impromptus: (ALWAYS worth reading) (last item… scroll down) (no more parentheses)
Friend of mine, who knows a good lead when she sees one, sent me this, from the New York Daily News:
- “A gang of petite but ornery lesbians pummeled and stabbed a DVD bootlegger in the West Village early yesterday after he tried to pick up one of the women — and then spat on her when she rebuffed his advances, police and witnesses said.”
“Gang of petite but ornery lesbians”. I LOVE that.
if only it were true in all ways….
This was funny when Leslie Neilsen did it in Naked Gun:
Today, CNN’s Kyra Phillips got caught, well, with her skirt down. Someone in CNN left her mic open and on the air as she went to the loo in the middle of President Bush’s speech commemorating the Katrina anniversary. So instead of getting the president’s remarks, CNN’s audience got that and Phillips in some girl-chat.
Oooooops. 
