08.30.06
Money saving tip
Plan a long trip in some exotic place, somewhere you’ve always wanted to go, where the women are sexy and the food is wonderful. But only buy a one-way ticket.
Then, when you are ready to come home wander into the local police department and confess to killing JonBenet Ramsey.
The Boulder DA’s office will fly you back to America in style- free drinks, free food, etc. Then, when they can’t make a case against you (which seems to be the only thing the Boulder law enforcement establishment is good at) you are free to return to your home.
The only bad side is that you have to spend a few days in Boulder.
