09.08.06

“Courage” for Katie

Posted in Humor, Media Morons at 12:13 pm by JB

She wants a new sign-off slogan for herself, huh ? Scrappleface has some suggestions.

10. “Well, there’s 22 minutes of your life you can never get back.”

7. “I’m Katie Couric, and that’s the way it is at the DNC.”
6. “That’s the news and I mean it. Does anybody want a peanut?”

Gotta think a bit about that last one. :) (can anyone place it ?)

My personal suggestion…. “Word to ya mutha. Peace out homie.”

UPDATE: JEG got the reference…. here’s the text:

Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can *fuss*.
Fezzik: Fuss, fuss… I think he like to scream at *us*.
Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no *harm*.
Fezzik: He’s really very short on *charm*.
Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead.
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
Vizzini: DYEEAAHHHHHH.

4 Comments »

  1. JEG said,

    September 8, 2006 at 9:27 pm

    #6 - Princess Bride. Andre the Giant (Mezzik, or whatever his name was).

  2. JB said,

    September 8, 2006 at 9:35 pm

    Fezzik, you moron. :)

    Actually, it’s early in the movie when they just kidnap Buttercup, and Fezzik and Inigo Montoya (”Allo, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die”) are rhyming everything, which is driving Vizzini crazy…. full text on the main post.

  3. JEG said,

    September 9, 2006 at 2:30 pm

    Moron? Ouch, JB. Where’s the love?

  4. JB said,

    September 9, 2006 at 4:19 pm

    The love is being replaced for when the Colorado Buffalo’s beat the crap out of the CSU Rams.

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