09.16.06
Just for the record….
I could not possibly care less about Anna Nicole Smith, her kid, her lawyer, her… anything. How this is a major news story baffles me.
09.08.06
More news that isn’t news
Brangelina is laying down the pissy Hollywood law:
Brad Pitt, ever the social activist, says he won’t be marrying Angelina Jolie until the restrictions on who can marry whom are dropped.
“Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able,” the 42-year-old actor reveals in Esquire magazine’s October issue, on newsstands Sept. 19.
Oh well Bradley, looks like you and “Angie” will just have to have more bastard children and make more movies I’ll never see for a while longer.
For me, when it comes to a whiney celebrity with social causes and family opinions, I’ll stick with Bono. At least he can sing.
If I ever start taking my poltical and social views from a celebrity in movies, music, or TV…. someone please shoot me.
08.22.06
Hit this baby a few more times
From the “oh God please let your 15-minutes be up soon” file:
Kevin Federline’s TV debut as a rapper is getting derided as a not-ready-for-prime-time disaster by critics in cyberspace and the hip-hop community.
On Sunday, Federline - also known has K-Fed and Mr. Britney Spears - performed his new single “Lose Control” to the peppy crowd at the eighth annual Teen Choice Awards, which aired on Fox. Introduced by his wife, who was dressed in a cleavage-baring mini-dress despite her late pregnancy, Federline stalked about the stage with attitude as he rapped about his bling, popping Cristal (obviously oblivious of the whole hip-hop Cristal boycott) and his amazing rhyming skills.
Can we please, for the love of Mike, get Brit Spears and her white trash husband out of the public view once and for all ?! Or at LEAST stop them from procreating ?!
08.03.06
Stupid…. Ridiculous…. Slut.
How else to describe this “celebrity” ?
Celebrity rich girl Paris Hilton has demonstrated her grasp of world affairs by asking: “Who’s Tony Blair?”…… Hilton also compared herself to Diana, Princess of Wales. “I loved her. She was amazing. Her death affected me so much, such a strong and beautiful woman. I just cried for two hours non-stop when I heard she had been killed.
“I’ve been in cars trying to get away from speeding paparazzi before and it’s horrible, so I can relate to Diana and the problems she had,” she explained.
Asked who she would most like to be compared to, she replied: “Marilyn Monroe mixed with Diana.”
Elsewhere in the interview, the 25-year-old socialite revealed how much money she rakes in.
Her empire includes perfume and cosmetics lines, shoes and hotels, and she is paid millions to make personal appearances.
“I’ve made, like, 200 million dollars (£107 million) in the last year, while J-Lo’s only made 150 million dollars,” she explained.
I rarely advocate violence, but Ms. Lopez, you have my permission to go gheto-gangsta on this rich-white-trash.
I am SO ready for the point when this country stops making people famous just because they are famous. Paris Hilton is just one example. “Miss Hilton, what are you famous for ?” “I’m famous.” “But what have you done to make you that way ?” “I’ve been famous.” A pox on the rich parents who give their children PR reps for their 15th birthday.
The only thing Paris Hilton is really famous for is a grainy sex-tape where she whores herself out to someone who was undoubtedly a simple strand in a long string of nameless idiots.
Just read the whole article. This idiotic diva is the epitome of vapid.
